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@bw@social.lolBREAKING: Executive order creates new agency to prevent Andromeda’s stars from migrating to Milky Way
“They’re literally hurtling straight for us,” a White House spokesperson said.
@bw several anonymous sources among Andromeda’s stars have reported receiving a suspicious email asking them to “reply with at least 5 bullet points detailing which heavy elements they fused last week and cc your molecular cloud service.”
@bw “We only want the best stars,” the President said while signing an Executive Order creating the new Galactic Force branch of the armed services.
@davatron5000 Maybe they should form a galactic defense structure and make Andromeda pay for it.